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Got this from Ed.

I love this .....someone finally hit the nail on the head.......

I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin, but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his theory of evolution.

Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So, what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire book of Acts.

They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game.

"But it's a Christian prayer," some will argue. Yes, and this is the United States of America, a country founded on Christian principles. And we are in the Bible Belt. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches out number all others better than 200-to-1. So what would you expect--somebody chanting Hare Krishna?

If I went to a football game in Jerusalem, I would expect to hear a Jewish prayer. If I went to a soccer game in Baghdad, I would expect to hear a Muslim prayer. If I went to a ping pong match in China, I would expect to hear someone pray to Buddha. And I wouldn't be offended. It wouldn't bother me one bit. When in Rome...

"But what about the atheists?" is another argument. What about them? Nobody is asking them to be baptized. We're not going to pass the collection plate. Just humor us for 30 seconds. If that's asking too much, bring a Walkman or! a pair of ear plugs. Go to the bathroom. Visit the concession stand. Call your lawyer.

Unfortunately, one or two will make that call. One or two will tell thousands what they can and cannot do. I don't think a short prayer at a football game is going to shake the world's foundations. Nor do I believe that not praying will result in more serious injuries on the field or more fatal car crashes after the game. In fact, I'm not so sure God would even be at all these games if he didn't have to be. That's just one of the downsides of omnipresence.

If God really liked sports, the Russians would never have won a single Gold medal, New York would never play in a World Series and Deion Sanders' toe would be healed by now.

Christians are just sick and tired of turning the other cheek while our courts strip us of all our! rights. Our parents and grandparents taught us to pray before eating, to pray before we go to sleep. Our Bible tells us just to pray without ceasing. Now a handful of people and their lawyers are telling us to cease praying. God, help us.

And if that last sentence offends you-well..........just sue me.

Now this isn't really fun, It actually tragic. But still in all you must see the humor of it all. After all I believe it's true .

Dashboard Jesus Kills Ohio Teen

by Elroy Willis



Saginaw, Texas(EAP) - A Texas Reverend was killed yesterday when his plastic Jesus dashboard figure was driven into his chest by his car's airbag which inflated during an accident involving two other vehicles.

Rev. Dr Carl Wayne Lamkin of Saginaw was apparently holding his Jesus figure close to his chest when he ran through a red light and collided with two other vehicles in a busy intersection.

"The air bag inflated and pushed the head of Jesus straight through his heart," said Tom Young, medical examiner at the scene of the accident. "If it wasn't for the plastic Jesus, Rev. Lamkin would still be alive today."

"Air bags have saved thousands of lives, but in this case it actually took a life, thanks to Jesus," said police officer Graham Pryor, first officer at the scene.

Robert Lamkin , Carlís father and devout Christian man said "It was just our sonís time to go, and we can't question the actions of God. My Son loved Jesus and worshipped Him, and I think he's probably talking to Him in heaven right now."

"We gave our son the dashboard Jesus for his birthday last year, and he really liked it," said Mrs. Lamkin.

"It's too bad that Jesus ended up killing him, but we believe he's in heaven now, and we're happy for him, and hope to re-unite with him when we get to heaven."

"We're just glad our son had Jesus in his heart when he died," said Mr. and Mrs. Lamkin
 


 

 

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